May 2013
Middle Age
badkidsjokes:
What do you call a middle age ,sad grey hair woman?
A teacher
haithinkimfunny:
queenestelle:
gothist:
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
andrewhussiesbosom:
why say helicopter dick why not shorten it to helicockter
jpierrepontcriss:
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
Thinking of adding “Technically not an asshole” to my resume.
Pudding.
maxterbate:
maxterbate:
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this