People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
Just came back from lunch with my mother. She spent most of the time bitching about my brother’s new boyfriend (and for reference, my mother never bitches about anyone, it’s just not how she operates.)
"Bald-headed Scottish git."
"Arrogant, disrespectful queen who referred to [Mum’s poodle] Louis as a ‘fat bitch’."
"Racist idiot who started ranting about how much he hated Asians while his half-Malaysian boyfriend sat beside him."
"And he can’t even talk, his parents run a fish’n’chip shop in Glasgow, they stink of fish!"