March 2012
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conversationparade:
oh my fucking god you guys
today in art 120, my intro to design class
our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us
and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing
and about a minute in I look around
and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and another elephant,...
brrrwave:
Ok so I’m a huge fan of the Justin Bieber song Boyfriend, but today my friend pointed out while looking at the lyrics online that there’s a strange lyric in there (well all the lyrics are awful strange but this one in particular is fascinating)
Chillin by the fire
why we eatin’ fondue
now I’ve listened to the song a bunch to figure this out, and while it could go either way, I’m...
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lovealwaysbirdy:
bopbopshoobop:
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Go to Deviantart.com and type in your first name....
sendmeyourmoney:
slowly-tongued-by-stephen-fry:
windswept—and—interesting:
fenris-kin:
lysanderish:
gianthrobbingmancock:
2eeiingdouble:
roxylalonde:
oh ok
thats pretty ooh
oh
Oh, look, my namesake
I object, dA; my armour is INFINTELY more practical than THAT.
Well played, dA, well played.
8D
….
interesting
Well of course I get the #$%^ing...
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clientsfromhell:
The posters you designed for me smell really bad - like fresh ink. How did they manage to smell bad when they’re supposed to be fresh off the presses?
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Watchkanyedian:
oh my god
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dickhealth:
I’m a counselor at a summer camp for divorced men. Do you know any good dick tricks I could use to teach my campers some basic skills while also having a lot of fun?
—Larry of Camp Divorce in St. Albans Bay, VT
Dear Larry,
This is an old one, but you can light a fire with only your dick, a flint rock, and some brush. Simply hit your dick with the rock repeatedly until it...
