You guys should ask me questions about things that aren’t my sexual history.
Hello Kitty vajazzling. Um, OK.
why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe
Yeah like where did it come from where did it go
Anonymous asked: ur cute hehe! r u a virgin
My body still has sexual value to the patriarchy, yes.
No, seriously though, WTF?! I think you might have messaged the wrong person, Anon.
Instead of describing people as “acquaintances” or “rivals”, simply state that “their love cannot be denied”.
This is my favorite thing ever.
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He’s tripping on acid
can we please discuss why he is bare foot in a hazchem environment
you have terrible clothes human, I must take you shopping sometime
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