I should just rename my blog to “Nightmare Tits” and be done with it.
Also one time someone who had been following this blog for months sent me a message saying I had started posting too many cat pictures and then unfollowed me. I mean, had they never looked at their dash before?!?
Bonus: It was a fetish blog.
I’m telling you right now, if someone had told me that I would spend this much time during adulthood filling out forms incorrectly, I would never have left high school.