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Jan 26 '12

“No, I don’t talk about my love life for a very good reason. And that reason is I don’t have one. Which is very good news for the ladies, I suppose. I am still available. I’m a heck of a catch, ‘cuz er…well, look at it. I live in Slough in a lovely house with my parents. I have my own room, which I’ve had since yep, since I was born. That’s seen a lot of action, I tell you. Mainly dusting. I went to university for a year as well, before I dropped out. So, I’m a quitter. So, er, form an orderly queue, ladies.” (x)

(Source: flapperorslapper)

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    What about us guys?
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    Open your queue to the boys love and you’d be mobbed!
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