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Jan 26 '12
mypantsareonfire: SPUNK Lube Hybrid is a water based hybrid lubricant that looks and feels like CUM. It’s white and creamy, and feels unlike any other lubrication available. With SPUNK Lube Hybrid you get the best of both worlds. Lube that lasts long like silicone and cleans up easily like water. SPUNK Lube Hybrid is condom friendly, safe to use with all sex toys, and it won’t stain your sheets or ruin your gear. SPUNK Lube Hybrid is silky smooth and long lasting. It doesn’t get sticky and it doesn’t smell or taste like chemicals. SPUNK Lube Hybrid is the perfect all around personal lubricant for any occasion. SPUNK Lube Hybrid ships discreet in a plain package that comes from D. Enterprises. It does not say SPUNK or LUBE on the package. SPUNK Lube Hybrid is unlike any other personal lubricant available. You won’t be disappointed! SPUNK Lube Hybrid is the perfect blend of water and silicone. is that a real thing? lube that looks like cum? really? who wants that? You should try it out and report back. Maybe compare it to other faux semen products and rate them. Like Consumer magazine, but for products nobody wants to buy.

mypantsareonfire:

SPUNK Lube Hybrid is a water based hybrid lubricant that looks and feels like CUM. It’s white and creamy, and feels unlike any other lubrication available. With SPUNK Lube Hybrid you get the best of both worlds. Lube that lasts long like silicone and cleans up easily like water. SPUNK Lube Hybrid is condom friendly, safe to use with all sex toys, and it won’t stain your sheets or ruin your gear. SPUNK Lube Hybrid is silky smooth and long lasting. It doesn’t get sticky and it doesn’t smell or taste like chemicals. SPUNK Lube Hybrid is the perfect all around personal lubricant for any occasion.

SPUNK Lube Hybrid ships discreet in a plain package that comes from D. Enterprises. It does not say SPUNK or LUBE on the package. SPUNK Lube Hybrid is unlike any other personal lubricant available. You won’t be disappointed! SPUNK Lube Hybrid is the perfect blend of water and silicone.

is that a real thing? lube that looks like cum? really? who wants that?

You should try it out and report back. Maybe compare it to other faux semen products and rate them. Like Consumer magazine, but for products nobody wants to buy.

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  1. sbutcht reblogged this from andrealessi
  2. imspeshul reblogged this from andrealessi and added:
    I hope everyone realizes this has already been done.
  3. mypantsareonfire said: i did read the book ‘cooking with cum’ and spent more time trying not to hurl than taking in any of the recipes.
  4. andrealessi reblogged this from mypantsareonfire and added:
    report back. Maybe compare...faux semen products...rate...
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