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jakefogelnest:

NERD DISCOVERS WHICH DAY WAS ICE CUBE’S GOOD DAY

This is great, but I’m afraid we need to do a bit more research…

“And momma cooked the breakfast with no hog.” - Was Ice Cube still living with his Mother after Boyz N The Hood? Of course she may have just been visiting or perhaps he met her for an early breakfast. A simple search of a property tax database should provide further answers.

“I gotta go cause I got me a drop top, And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop” - Can we check the California DMV records to find out what kind of car was registered to Ice Cube on this day? 

“Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me.” - Ice Cube was a pretty established actor/rapper by January 20th, 1992. I question if beefs resulting in violent confrontation were still a part of his life. 

“Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A.” - While it’s possible this is true, it would be nice to check police records and see if there were any murders reported on January 20th, 1992 and if there was, I’d like Ice Cube to look at a list of victims names. 

“Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp, And it read Ice Cube’s a pimp.” - While I think we can all agree this is poetic license, did Ice Cube actually see the Goodyear Blimp on January 20th, 1992. Only looking at Goodyear’s flight records will let us know for sure.

Ice Cube’s good day was most likely January 20th, 1992, however I’d really like to prove this beyond a reasonable doubt.

(Source: johnrossbowie)