iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin:

a-tall-nerdy-boy:

nosdrinker:

WE’RE ALSO GONNA HAVE A SERIOUS TALK ABOUT THE JAPANESE SPIDER CRAB

THERE IS NO REASON FOR THESE THINGS TO EXIST

SHH NO DREAMS ONLY TEARS NOW

Pass me the crab leg cracker and melt some butter.

I got this shit.

cook that shit up

The guy holding it seems unusually pleased with himself.  I only smile like that after jerking off.

(via a-flying-fuck)

Source: nosdrinker

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    are we going to ignore his face? he looks like he just can’t wait to get home to give that spider crab a good time.
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    Wait can you eat these? I really love snow crab legs guys look at ‘em legs that’d feed you for a week.
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    I kno that’s right..
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    Well shit give me the damn butter ^^
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    ^THIS^ As soon as I saw the picture. “Looks like a big snow crab… I’d eat it.”
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