+10 points for referring to it correctly as a “kiwi fruit”.  A “kiwi” is a bird or a person. -1000 points for recommending something that is literally one of my biggest phobias: having something fuzzy touch my teeth.
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+10 points for referring to it correctly as a “kiwi fruit”.  A “kiwi” is a bird or a person.

-1000 points for recommending something that is literally one of my biggest phobias: having something fuzzy touch my teeth.

(via thelessthangreatgatsby)

Source: threewordphrase

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