veronicaeatslemons answered your question: Why is it that the only questions people ever ask…
I am sure you are not! And even if that is your humour-style maybe it makes you all the more endearing! : )
Awwww. <3
But I don’t know if being “the poop guy” is quite as cute as you make it out to be!
…I really need to stop talking about poop on my Tumblr.