Ok cock-of-the-rocks. Where is your mouth.
Your head is like a semi-circle with an eye under it. You look like a goddamn eldritch monstrosity.
How do you eat? Do you engulf your prey like an amoeba? Is there an angler fish jaw hidden under your day-glo orange chest feathers?
GOD DAMN CREEPY SON OF A BITCH WHERE IS YOUR FACE
oh ok please don’t eat me
some of my fav birds but man I don’t get home people don’t know where the mouth is right off the bat?! I guess not everyone knows about feathers going in directions other than straight back.
i need this bird in my life