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  • SAREN: The Conduit is the key to your destruction! Sovereign needs my help to find it.
  • (Long pause.)
  • SHEPARD: Excuse me. Did you say he needs your help to find it?
  • SAREN: That’s right.
  • SHEPARD: So… uh… this is going to sound like a silly question, but…
  • SAREN: Yes?
  • SHEPARD: Why are you helping him find it?
  • SAREN: What?
  • SHEPARD: If it’s the key to our destruction, and if he finds it he makes us all his slaves… then why don’t you just… not help him find it?
  • (Pause.)
  • SHEPARD: Because, then, y’know… he would instantly lose. And nobody would have to die, or become a slave.
  • SAREN: N… uh… no! Sovereign needs me! I’ve been promised a reprieve from the inevitable!
  • SHEPARD: A reprieve from the inevitable. Saren, you are so incredibly stupid. Just think about what you just said. If it’s inevitable, you can’t possible be excused!
  • SAREN: No more word games! Sovereign is a machine. It thinks like a machine. If I can prove my value, then I become a resource worth maintaining. There is no other logical conclusion!
  • SHEPARD: Your conclusion is completely illogical! I’ll say this again – just don’t help him find the conduit and then he can’t invade! I can’t believe the galaxy is on the brink of destruction just because you failed to grasp this huge flaw in Sovereign’s plan.
  • SAREN: I refuse to accept that I missed this. It can’t be that simple! I may have lost all my credibility, but I can still fling blue balls about the place! You would comprehend simple logic and doom any remnants of self-respect I still had to complete annihilation. And for this, you must die!

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From "Mock Effect" the brilliant Mass Effect parody fan fic

  • SOVEREIGN: You are not Saren.
  • JANE: It’s… it’s Unicron!
  • GARRUS: Shit! What are we gonna do now?
  • SOVEREIGN: I am not Unicron. People make that mistake all the time. Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. You touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance. Incapable of understanding. Thinking I’m Unicron. It does my head in.
  • JANE: Sorry, it’s just that you sound a lot like Unicron.
  • SOVERIEGN: There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own that you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. I am Sovereign.
  • JANE: You have a high opinion of yourself, don’t you? I think you’re within my comprehension all right. You’re a very large, very old, synthetic lifeform of great intelligence, working part-time as a spaceship. Is that about right?
  • SOVEREIGN: Uh… yes. Okay, so I am within your comprehension. But I’m still bigger, older and cleverer than you’re probably guessing. You uppity organics, I don’t know… Here I am, brain the size of a planet…
  • WREX: You couldn’t have existed at the same time as the Protheans. It’s impossible.
  • SOVEREIGN: No it isn’t.
  • JANE: No, it isn’t. He’s just a very old, self-sustaining robot. Nothing impossible about that.
  • SOVEREIGN: We are eternal. The pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before us you are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable. We are the end of everything. The cycle cannot be broken.
  • ASHLEY: Cycle? What cycle?
  • JANE: Don’t you pay any attention in the meetings? Liara explained this after we picked her up. Keep up!
  • SOVEREIGN: The pattern has been repeated more times than you can fathom.
  • JANE: How many times?
  • SOVEREIGN: About fifty.
  • JANE: I can just about fathom that, thank you.

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Commander Shepard’s favourite things on the Citadel.

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I love how you can troll the shit out of all the vendors on Citadel Station with absolutely no consequences.
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I love how you can troll the shit out of all the vendors on Citadel Station with absolutely no consequences.

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Hi I'm Andre! I'm a cat-obssessed philosophy grad living in Devonport, in Auckland, New Zealand. This blog is not much more than a collection of my interests: bad humour, comics, fantasy, sci fi, gaming, cats, feminism and philosophy.

In particular, I post a lot of screenshots from the games I'm currently playing. If you're interested, here are some of the games I've played (feel free to ask for screenshots of particular games if you can't find them here, I have plenty more saved that I haven't uploaded):

  • The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
  • The Secret World
  • Mass Effect 1, 2 & 3
  • Dragon Age: Origins & Dragon Age II
  • Star Wars: The Old Republic
  • Guild Wars 2
  • Planetside 2
  • EVE Online
  • Star Trek Online
  • The Witcher & The Witcher 2
  • Rift
  • Dark Souls

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