I came home to my parents house, where I was living after college, three sheets to the wind after a party where I took a shower with a boy I had just met and lost my underwear and cellphone. I proceeded to have a drunken conversation with my parents’ tenant, and passed out in my party dress on the couch where they were trying to watch a movie. When I woke up I found a pillow laying between my legs over my exposed crotch. My mom said she had tried to wake me, but when she couldn’t she just tried to cover me.
That’s how I knew it was time to move out.
Seemingly drunk moose found stuck in tree
A seemingly intoxicated moose has been discovered entangled in an apple tree by a stunned Swede.
Per Johansson says he heard a roar from his vacationing neighbour’s garden in southwestern Sweden late Tuesday (Wednesday, NZ time) and went to have a look. There, he found a female moose kicking about in the tree. The animal was likely drunk from eating fermented apples.
With the help of police and rescue services, the 45-year-old Johansson later managed to set the moose free in part by sawing off tree branches.
But the animal appeared confused and wandered into Johansson’s garden, where she was still resting Thursday (today, NZ time).
Other neighbours in the Goteborg suburb Saro had seen the animal sneaking around the area for days. Johansson said the moose appeared to be sick, drunk or “half-stupid.”