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Why on earth do hairdressers insist on using the most extreme, high maintenance styles in all their advertising?  And I mean all of it-it’s virtually impossible* to find any advertising containing “typical” haircuts, online or otherwise.  Noone would seriously wear their hair like this for more than a day.
Hairdressers be crazy.
* - Actually, there was one stand-out exception in my search for “men’s hairstyles” on Google Image Search that kept popping up and making me laugh.  Jason Statham.  No, really.  There is an article on the website Coolmenshair.com called The Simplicity of the Jason Statham Buzz Cut.  Now, I’m not dissing the ‘Ham at all, but let’s just remind ourselves what Jason Statham’s hair is actually like:

Yeah.  Not so much a “hair style” as “a typical expression of male pattern baldness”, buddy.
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Why on earth do hairdressers insist on using the most extreme, high maintenance styles in all their advertising?  And I mean all of it-it’s virtually impossible* to find any advertising containing “typical” haircuts, online or otherwise.  Noone would seriously wear their hair like this for more than a day.
Hairdressers be crazy.
* - Actually, there was one stand-out exception in my search for “men’s hairstyles” on Google Image Search that kept popping up and making me laugh.  Jason Statham.  No, really.  There is an article on the website Coolmenshair.com called The Simplicity of the Jason Statham Buzz Cut.  Now, I’m not dissing the ‘Ham at all, but let’s just remind ourselves what Jason Statham’s hair is actually like:

Yeah.  Not so much a “hair style” as “a typical expression of male pattern baldness”, buddy.
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Why on earth do hairdressers insist on using the most extreme, high maintenance styles in all their advertising?  And I mean all of it-it’s virtually impossible* to find any advertising containing “typical” haircuts, online or otherwise.  Noone would seriously wear their hair like this for more than a day.
Hairdressers be crazy.
* - Actually, there was one stand-out exception in my search for “men’s hairstyles” on Google Image Search that kept popping up and making me laugh.  Jason Statham.  No, really.  There is an article on the website Coolmenshair.com called The Simplicity of the Jason Statham Buzz Cut.  Now, I’m not dissing the ‘Ham at all, but let’s just remind ourselves what Jason Statham’s hair is actually like:

Yeah.  Not so much a “hair style” as “a typical expression of male pattern baldness”, buddy.
Zoom Info
Why on earth do hairdressers insist on using the most extreme, high maintenance styles in all their advertising?  And I mean all of it-it’s virtually impossible* to find any advertising containing “typical” haircuts, online or otherwise.  Noone would seriously wear their hair like this for more than a day.
Hairdressers be crazy.
* - Actually, there was one stand-out exception in my search for “men’s hairstyles” on Google Image Search that kept popping up and making me laugh.  Jason Statham.  No, really.  There is an article on the website Coolmenshair.com called The Simplicity of the Jason Statham Buzz Cut.  Now, I’m not dissing the ‘Ham at all, but let’s just remind ourselves what Jason Statham’s hair is actually like:

Yeah.  Not so much a “hair style” as “a typical expression of male pattern baldness”, buddy.
Zoom Info
Why on earth do hairdressers insist on using the most extreme, high maintenance styles in all their advertising?  And I mean all of it-it’s virtually impossible* to find any advertising containing “typical” haircuts, online or otherwise.  Noone would seriously wear their hair like this for more than a day.
Hairdressers be crazy.
* - Actually, there was one stand-out exception in my search for “men’s hairstyles” on Google Image Search that kept popping up and making me laugh.  Jason Statham.  No, really.  There is an article on the website Coolmenshair.com called The Simplicity of the Jason Statham Buzz Cut.  Now, I’m not dissing the ‘Ham at all, but let’s just remind ourselves what Jason Statham’s hair is actually like:

Yeah.  Not so much a “hair style” as “a typical expression of male pattern baldness”, buddy.
Zoom Info
Why on earth do hairdressers insist on using the most extreme, high maintenance styles in all their advertising?  And I mean all of it-it’s virtually impossible* to find any advertising containing “typical” haircuts, online or otherwise.  Noone would seriously wear their hair like this for more than a day.
Hairdressers be crazy.
* - Actually, there was one stand-out exception in my search for “men’s hairstyles” on Google Image Search that kept popping up and making me laugh.  Jason Statham.  No, really.  There is an article on the website Coolmenshair.com called The Simplicity of the Jason Statham Buzz Cut.  Now, I’m not dissing the ‘Ham at all, but let’s just remind ourselves what Jason Statham’s hair is actually like:

Yeah.  Not so much a “hair style” as “a typical expression of male pattern baldness”, buddy.
Zoom Info
Why on earth do hairdressers insist on using the most extreme, high maintenance styles in all their advertising?  And I mean all of it-it’s virtually impossible* to find any advertising containing “typical” haircuts, online or otherwise.  Noone would seriously wear their hair like this for more than a day.
Hairdressers be crazy.
* - Actually, there was one stand-out exception in my search for “men’s hairstyles” on Google Image Search that kept popping up and making me laugh.  Jason Statham.  No, really.  There is an article on the website Coolmenshair.com called The Simplicity of the Jason Statham Buzz Cut.  Now, I’m not dissing the ‘Ham at all, but let’s just remind ourselves what Jason Statham’s hair is actually like:

Yeah.  Not so much a “hair style” as “a typical expression of male pattern baldness”, buddy.
Zoom Info
Why on earth do hairdressers insist on using the most extreme, high maintenance styles in all their advertising?  And I mean all of it-it’s virtually impossible* to find any advertising containing “typical” haircuts, online or otherwise.  Noone would seriously wear their hair like this for more than a day.
Hairdressers be crazy.
* - Actually, there was one stand-out exception in my search for “men’s hairstyles” on Google Image Search that kept popping up and making me laugh.  Jason Statham.  No, really.  There is an article on the website Coolmenshair.com called The Simplicity of the Jason Statham Buzz Cut.  Now, I’m not dissing the ‘Ham at all, but let’s just remind ourselves what Jason Statham’s hair is actually like:

Yeah.  Not so much a “hair style” as “a typical expression of male pattern baldness”, buddy.
Zoom Info

Why on earth do hairdressers insist on using the most extreme, high maintenance styles in all their advertising?  And I mean all of it-it’s virtually impossible* to find any advertising containing “typical” haircuts, online or otherwise.  Noone would seriously wear their hair like this for more than a day.

Hairdressers be crazy.

* - Actually, there was one stand-out exception in my search for “men’s hairstyles” on Google Image Search that kept popping up and making me laugh.  Jason Statham.  No, really.  There is an article on the website Coolmenshair.com called The Simplicity of the Jason Statham Buzz Cut.  Now, I’m not dissing the ‘Ham at all, but let’s just remind ourselves what Jason Statham’s hair is actually like:

Yeah.  Not so much a “hair style” as “a typical expression of male pattern baldness”, buddy.

    • #hair
    • #hairstyle
    • #advertising
    • #horror
    • #gore
    • #rampant stupidity
    • #jason statham
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Hi I'm Andre! I'm a cat-obssessed philosophy grad living in Devonport, in Auckland, New Zealand. This blog is not much more than a collection of my interests: bad humour, comics, fantasy, sci fi, gaming, cats, feminism and philosophy.

In particular, I post a lot of screenshots from the games I'm currently playing. If you're interested, here are some of the games I've played (feel free to ask for screenshots of particular games if you can't find them here, I have plenty more saved that I haven't uploaded):

  • The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
  • The Secret World
  • Mass Effect 1, 2 & 3
  • Dragon Age: Origins & Dragon Age II
  • Star Wars: The Old Republic
  • Guild Wars 2
  • Planetside 2
  • EVE Online
  • Star Trek Online
  • The Witcher & The Witcher 2
  • Rift
  • Dark Souls

One time I went hiking in the Coromandel and took lots of pictures.

Anyway, I'm always up for a chat. Feel free to drop me a line any time.

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