So guys! I forgot to tell you about this thing I found the other day. It’s basically eBay for people who are building their own countries. You can buy energy sources and infrastructure in bulk! For example:
So far, so normal, right? BUT HERE’S WHERE THINGS GO A BIT CRAZY! What’s that, you need 1000 metric tons of crude oil? No problem!
Or maybe 23 metric tons of apples?
Or maybe you’re feeling a little bit more…how you say, adventurous? Why not buy some uranium oxide!
Well, as we all know from Civilization V, if you go down that route, it’s only a matter of time before you have to worry about your enemies turning up. No problem!
And what if they try attacking at night? Sorted!
What if they’re really, really scary?
And now that they’re gone, you can put up a wall to stop them coming back!
Phew! Now that you’re safe, it’s time to relax with a few thousand (suspiciously anonymous) beers:
They take gold too. So basically, I think that if we all pool our money, we can totally buy everything we need for a People’s Democratic Republic of Tumblr right here, no problem. Who’s with me?
Why can’t *I* produce purple nipple lasers? I have great love in my heart.
That’s Fatality from Green Lantern Corps #14. I literally LOLed when I turned the page to see that.
Although I laughed too, I understand that love is from the heart, so the tethers come from the chest. If this were a male we wouldn’t be making this observation.
“If this were a male we wouldn’t be making this observation.”
a special message for a very special someone
dont you dare think
for even a second
that nobody saw you
when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR SHITTY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD