I’m still angry about how terrible Mass Effect: Deception was.
I mean, it’s just not possible to write a book that bad by accident.
I almost didn’t recognise Tali because SHE WASN’T FUCKING TALKING.
(I may have a few unresolved issues around her fricking neverending stories about the goddamn stupid dull-as-fuck Fleet.)
“Honestly Shepard, do you expect us to believe that an ancient race of Space Ponies seeking the advancement of friendship and love of all sentient species is preparing to launch an invasion of Council space on the basis of one of your crazy dreams? The one with the orange shrimp was bad enough, but this…”