Let’s pretend you can’t see the fucking massive spiderwebs in the window behind me.
Sometimes small children (in this case, my nephew Jeremiah) feel compelled to waylay me for ice cream money and/or the lulz.
Is #beardprogress a thing? If so, #beardprogress. #me #beard
As most of you probably know, my Ask box is still broken. But I like talking to you guys! (Mainly because it makes work go faster, but also because you are all Cool Dudez.)
So if you want to chat to me about stuff, or even complain about how crappy my blog is, try one of the following:
Submit me cat pictures, etc!
Fanmail me, since I can reply to those (even though they’re dumb.)
Email me at andre.alessi@gmail.com because emails are old school and fancy.
Skype: ariosto001
Kik: andrealessi
And don’t be shy! Trust me, I am 1000% more awkward than you, and not even half as funny (but I have excellent taste in cat GIFs.)
You can’t tell from this, but I’m wearing the snuggest briefs ever and it’s put me in a fantastic mood. #me #beard
Just waterblasted the fuck out of some motherfucking spiders. #twolegsgoodeightlegsbad
Yeah, ok.
Normally the whole “going prematurely grey” thing pisses me off, but today I’m kind of OK with it. #me
My face after yet another stupidly avoidable death in Dark Souls.
It’s supposed to be the middle of summer, so why is it so cold? #self #me
I feel like this picture captures the essence of how my brain feels this morning. #hungover
Cat, you are not helping me kill spiders right now, even if you think you are.
those times when you go out of your way to make your breakfast look pretty for tumblr and then get so excited to eat it that you forget to take a picture.
(via xvadasultenfuss)
Source: cupcakes-n-love
Gah. Messages aren’t working again.
Kik: andrealessi
Gmail: andre.alessi@gmail.com
Page 1 of 9
