Iorveth, you magnificent bastard.
Gerralt, can you stop brooding for one minute? Just one? Please?
“Oh Triss baby, I’ve been boozing with the lads and we went to a whorehouse, which is why I’m now stumbling drunk around your bedroom in an attempt to tell you that I think you’re kind of awesome.”
I like how a significant portion of the quests in this game are along the lines of “Get drunk, win a fist fight, convince a lady to drop her knickers…”
Honestly Thaler. You’re at the swankiest party in Vizima, with guests that include a real live princess, and you couldn’t at least change out of that grotty trenchcoat before you showed up?
It’s a good thing I’m too drunk to see straight.
