I have moments where I’m funny.
(Context: I earlier said it was possible to ruin anyone’s day by replying to a mundane tweet with “That’s somebody’s fetish, you know.”)
My favourite thing today: People who refer to someone as “sexist” when they mean “sexiest”.
How am I meant to respond to this in a mature and constructive manner?
OH SHIT
Ultimate plot twist
Source: princessoogami
Source: oscarwildeyoucheekybastardyou
Source: twitter.com
Source: BuzzFeed
Source: Mashable
Oh god, someone take Twitter away from me before I render it unusable.
Source: twitter.com
You can’t argue with SCIENCE, people!
Sorry Mum, but it’s been proven in a lab.
Source: twitter.com
Come on, people, *snigger* she didn’t mean it like that! *giggle* What are you, *smirk* like twelve years old or something? *cackle*
Source: twitter.com
Possibly my favourite parody Twitter account at the moment (although it’ll make no sense to non-New Zealanders.)
Source: twitter.com
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