Wait, so…if I want to cancel the test, I need to press “Continue”, but if I want to continue with the test I need to press “Cancel”?
I don’t even.
Celebrities Are Drunk Like Us of the Day: Elijah Wood throws back a few, challenges fellow Hobbit Dominic Monaghan to debate the merits of World of Warcraft at Fantastic Fest.
Monaghan’s response follows:
“Where’s your Pippin now, bitch?”
That moment where you hope at least one of those words is a typo.
Seemingly drunk moose found stuck in tree
A seemingly intoxicated moose has been discovered entangled in an apple tree by a stunned Swede.
Per Johansson says he heard a roar from his vacationing neighbour’s garden in southwestern Sweden late Tuesday (Wednesday, NZ time) and went to have a look. There, he found a female moose kicking about in the tree. The animal was likely drunk from eating fermented apples.
With the help of police and rescue services, the 45-year-old Johansson later managed to set the moose free in part by sawing off tree branches.
But the animal appeared confused and wandered into Johansson’s garden, where she was still resting Thursday (today, NZ time).
Other neighbours in the Goteborg suburb Saro had seen the animal sneaking around the area for days. Johansson said the moose appeared to be sick, drunk or “half-stupid.”
So I thought I’d try out MyBestFace on OkCupid because you know, it seemed like an interesting way to see pictures of lots of hot chicks.
The above was the second result I got and I have no idea which one to date: the river or the pigeon.
Help me out guys! I’m torn. On the one hand, the river has lots of fish in it, and I like fish, but on the other, pigeons are really in touch with their Inner Pooper, just like me!