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redbobes:

saw this at a kid’s center, absolutely terrifying, no wonder kids hate the dentist
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redbobes:

saw this at a kid’s center, absolutely terrifying, no wonder kids hate the dentist

    • #dentist
    • #scary as fuck
    • #wtf
    • #kids
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lostandinsecure:

crocodilepatronus:

OH SHIT

Ultimate plot twist
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lostandinsecure:

crocodilepatronus:

OH SHIT

Ultimate plot twist

Source: princessoogami

    • #plot twist
    • #lol
    • #wtf
    • #notacop
    • #twitter
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You and me both, Ruki.
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You and me both, Ruki.

    • #skyrim
    • #screenshots
    • #gaming
    • #wtf
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Some of the spam I get is kind of amazing.  PoMo poetry written by AIs.
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Some of the spam I get is kind of amazing.  PoMo poetry written by AIs.

    • #spam
    • #ai
    • #wtf
    • #poetry
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…wait, what?
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…wait, what?

Source: cakewrecks.com

    • #cake wrecks
    • #wtf
    • #king cakes
    • #mardi gras
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Wait, so…if I want to cancel the test, I need to press “Continue”, but if I want to continue with the test I need to press “Cancel”?
I don’t even.
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Wait, so…if I want to cancel the test, I need to press “Continue”, but if I want to continue with the test I need to press “Cancel”?

I don’t even.

    • #coding
    • #lol
    • #wtf
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"The bunny syringe was patented on January 24, 1967, by Robert L. Smeton of Twentynine Palms, California, based on the strange misconception that this would make children fear needles less, rather than fear bunnies more."

motherjones:

Realest sentence on our site today.

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    • #bunnies
    • #syringes
    • #patents
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'\x3ciframe width=\x22500\x22 height=\x22281\x22 src=\x22http://www.youtube.com/embed/IkGdHXJoMbk?wmode=transparent\x26autohide=1\x26egm=0\x26hd=1\x26iv_load_policy=3\x26modestbranding=1\x26rel=0\x26showinfo=0\x26showsearch=0\x22 frameborder=\x220\x22 allowfullscreen\x3e\x3c/iframe\x3e'

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thedailywhat:

Celebrities Are Drunk Like Us of the Day: Elijah Wood throws back a few, challenges fellow Hobbit Dominic Monaghan to debate the merits of World of Warcraft at Fantastic Fest.

Monaghan’s response follows:

[u-b-d / ratsoff.]

Dominic! Monanagaganagananginin!

HAHAHA

WHAT.

“Where’s your Pippin now, bitch?”

(via the-city-mouse)

Source: thatgirlpatty

    • #WTF
    • #weird shit
    • #awesome shit
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That moment where you hope at least one of those words is a typo.
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That moment where you hope at least one of those words is a typo.
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That moment where you hope at least one of those words is a typo.

    • #wtf
    • #no
    • #hot asian cum toilet
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War pigs?
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War pigs?

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    • #wtf
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Seemingly drunk moose found stuck in tree A seemingly intoxicated moose has been discovered entangled in an apple tree by a stunned Swede.Per Johansson says he heard a roar from his vacationing neighbour’s garden in southwestern Sweden late Tuesday (Wednesday, NZ time) and went to have a look. There, he found a female moose kicking about in the tree. The animal was likely drunk from eating fermented apples.With the help of police and rescue services, the 45-year-old Johansson later managed to set the moose free in part by sawing off tree branches.But the animal appeared confused and wandered into Johansson’s garden, where she was still resting Thursday (today, NZ time).Other neighbours in the Goteborg suburb Saro had seen the animal sneaking around the area for days. Johansson said the moose appeared to be sick, drunk or “half-stupid.”

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Seemingly drunk moose found stuck in tree

A seemingly intoxicated moose has been discovered entangled in an apple tree by a stunned Swede.

Per Johansson says he heard a roar from his vacationing neighbour’s garden in southwestern Sweden late Tuesday (Wednesday, NZ time) and went to have a look. There, he found a female moose kicking about in the tree. The animal was likely drunk from eating fermented apples.

With the help of police and rescue services, the 45-year-old Johansson later managed to set the moose free in part by sawing off tree branches.

But the animal appeared confused and wandered into Johansson’s garden, where she was still resting Thursday (today, NZ time).

Other neighbours in the Goteborg suburb Saro had seen the animal sneaking around the area for days. Johansson said the moose appeared to be sick, drunk or “half-stupid.”

(via Stuff.co.nz)

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    • #moose
    • #news
    • #tree
    • #drunk
    • #apples
    • #wtf
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Source: Know Your Meme

    • #they told me i could be anything i wanted
    • #wtf
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jengillen:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
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jengillen:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

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    • #toddlers and tiaras
    • #wtf
    • #omg
    • #how did i miss this when i was watching
    • #dying
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I don’t think you’ve thought your cunning quiz question all the way through.
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I don’t think you’ve thought your cunning quiz question all the way through.

Source: dannews.co.nz

    • #stuff
    • #quiz
    • #new zealand
    • #fail
    • #wtf
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So I thought I’d try out MyBestFace on OkCupid because you know, it seemed like an interesting way to see pictures of lots of hot chicks.
The above was the second result I got and I have no idea which one to date: the river or the pigeon.  
Help me out guys!  I’m torn.  On the one hand, the river has lots of fish in it, and I like fish, but on the other, pigeons are really in touch with their Inner Pooper, just like me! 
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So I thought I’d try out MyBestFace on OkCupid because you know, it seemed like an interesting way to see pictures of lots of hot chicks.

The above was the second result I got and I have no idea which one to date: the river or the pigeon.  

Help me out guys!  I’m torn.  On the one hand, the river has lots of fish in it, and I like fish, but on the other, pigeons are really in touch with their Inner Pooper, just like me! 

    • #are you kidding me
    • #okcupid
    • #what is this i don't even
    • #lol
    • #wtf
    • #wat
    • #pigeon
    • #river
    • #internet dating
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Hi I'm Andre! I'm a cat-obssessed philosophy grad living in Devonport, in Auckland, New Zealand. This blog is not much more than a collection of my interests: bad humour, comics, fantasy, sci fi, gaming, cats, feminism and philosophy.

In particular, I post a lot of screenshots from the games I'm currently playing. If you're interested, here are some of the games I've played (feel free to ask for screenshots of particular games if you can't find them here, I have plenty more saved that I haven't uploaded):

  • The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
  • The Secret World
  • Mass Effect 1, 2 & 3
  • Dragon Age: Origins & Dragon Age II
  • Star Wars: The Old Republic
  • Guild Wars 2
  • Planetside 2
  • EVE Online
  • Star Trek Online
  • The Witcher & The Witcher 2
  • Rift
  • Dark Souls

One time I went hiking in the Coromandel and took lots of pictures.

Anyway, I'm always up for a chat. Feel free to drop me a line any time.

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